The french have grown more powerful.
Look more closely at these photographs, Your Honor.
Notice anything strange about the bread?
I didn’t either. That’s because…
…no cuts were made there in the first place!
The witness forged the photographs to make it look like they had an actual bread knife, when they actually did not!
How, you ask? Look to the second photo.
While it is quite obvious that the knife is penetrating the top half of the breadstick, I’m not sure about the bottom half.
Looks pretty flat, doesn’t it?
The angle of the photo makes it look like the knife is in the witness’s breadstick, whilst it is actually behind it. In addition, the cut was actually made after the first photograph and before the second. Continue to the third photograph.
It is also taken from a flat angle, as was the second photograph. I’m sure you’re finding something missing in this photograph as well, Your Honor. Where is the index finger’s fingertip?
This illustration explains it all.
While I am… ahem, not the best artist…
(Didn’t I go to art school?)
The index finger is hidden behind the loaf of bread. It is not wrapping around the loaf of bread. This is because…
The witness was making space to put the knife’s handle!
Are you really that dull, Wright? For a man who majored in art you should be able to recognize a sculpture when you see one.
as we can see from the photos provided, this is quite obviously plastic.
if you look at any photo of real bread it can’t attain that level of shininess, and even if it could.
If you’ll notice in this picture, the bread on the inside is quite shiny, as well.
Tell me, Wright, have you ever seen real bread gleam that much? Don’t answer that, I will.
Even in this high-resolution photograph with bread that thick, it obviously wouldn’t shine on the inside when it isn’t buttered.
And it isn’t too hard to find the item in question with a quick google search.
Oh, and if you will notice, their hand was covering the seam where the bread was taken apart in the first photo with a simple comparison of the pattern on the bread.
It appears your lawyering skills are in much need of some sharpening if you expect to cut me down with that weak objection.
Edgeworth, you’re asking yourself the wrong question. It’s not “is there bread like that…”
You should be asking “can there be bread like that?”
Sweet bread can be infused with sugar or a syrup, making the outsides shinier- and the insides sweeter. Take a look.
Furthermore. there are parts of the witness’s bread knife that don’t just match up with the novelty bread knives you have presented. Take another look.
Let me point out two things about the novelty knives: one, their markings, and two, the placement of the knife itself.
In the novelty knives, the marks are artificial-looking and repeated. That is because they are manufactured. In the witness’s photo, the marks are more natural and realistic- because they are, well, real!
Furthermore, the blades on the novelty knives are in the middle of the handle.
But… look back at the witness’s photo. The knife is to the left? Where is the problem, you ask? Look at this illustration.
Here we have the knife, a piece of bread, and a table. Let’s have a go.
I’m sure you see it now, Your Honor.
The bread knife cannot actually be used to cut bread efficiently! Even if it was tilted, it would be uncomfortable and unbalanced!
The defense has an explanation for this positioning.
The blade is to the left because the witness was holding it behind the piece of bread!
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It’s already 5am in the morning and yet I’m still up. Got no one to talk to. I’ve been thinking of many things to worry about and it kinda gets overwhelming. Unhealthy. Have you ever had that moment when you’re given the chance to actually make a change for yourself but you’re scared to push things through? What if I fail? What if I can’t do it. I always said to myself that you’ll never achieve something different if you’re doing the same things all over again. Either small or big change will definitely make a difference. Easy to say right? Yeah, so I don’t know what’s holding me back, the people around me or myself? I still believe that everyone is bound to greatness and success. We just need to find that path. Not because I want to, but I need to. I guess this is where my thoughts will part. It’s been a rough day for me. And hello and goodbye.
oh. my. god. if you dont reblog this Im judging you.
I want to thank the heavens above for giving us such an amazing picture. I want to thank her parents for not using a rubber that night. And I want to thank my eye doctor for giving me the glasses to see this clearly.
She’s unf and more
She has big boobs and all but her nips are WEEEEIRERRD
big boobs generally dont have ‘perfect’ nipples , but they are perfect with in themselfs.
HOLY SMOKES!!!!!!! KATY!!!! ♥♥♥
close enough lol
Two years ago, and i looked so different. No more braces :#
What was i thinking with that hairstyle and what the hell am i wearing?
arviegabilagon asked: And before I forgot, I like wild ones. Secretly wild ones. Oooopss.
I don’t think mine is a secret lol
People will come and go, so make sure you’ll know when to let go.
I know it’s really hot when my nose starts to bleed. -____-
This Cali weather tho.
Anonymous asked: SOBRAAANG TAWA KO DUN SA KUMAKANTA PEPE! hahaha
HAHAHA. ako din. hindi ko kinaya fuck.